s each year passes, my idealistic, romantic younger self fades ever further into the background. I can no longer project depth and a great sense of humour onto some random good-looking man, like pinning the tail on the donkey. Young men mostly make me feel like I should be either making them a packed lunch or ironing their school trousers, and harmless random crushes have vanished into the, but rather than leaning against a bar drinking a Martini and being wise, I’m wearing Primark pyjamas and eating cheese balls from Morrisons. Maybe it’s because I can see clearly now the oestrogen has gone. Or maybe it’s because all that’s on this side of the hill are men in gilets, Jeff Goldblum and… LARRY DAVID.
LUCY SWEET IS ON THE VERGE
Feb 19, 2024
2 minutes
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