Pick Me Up!

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

This was the moment I’d been waiting for.

My eyes glued to the TV screen as I munched on a slice of pizza, I watched as a horde of black spaceships landed on the dusty terrain.

30 years after the defeat of the evil Empire, the Resistance had a new enemy.

Kylo Ren.

As Stormtroopers unleashed mass destruction on the camp, tears streamed down my face.

But it wasn’t Star Wars making me cry, it was the pizza!

‘This is too spicy,’ I laughed to my date Edward, now 38.

Alongside watching Star Wars Episode VII, it made our first date one to remember.

Edward and I had actually met in school.

And while not friends, we definitely

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