You know that thing when you’ve just gone back to school, the teacher asks, ‘And what did you do in the holidays?’ and you need to come up with something more impressive than ‘sitting on the sofa watching ’? So you lie and say, ‘Well, we bought a tortoise and set up a sanctuary for orphaned goats at the
‘I’ve found the adult way to impress: step counting’
Jan 31, 2024
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