Bona to vada your dolly eke
Nice to see your attractive face
Nice legs
Bona lallies
Is he so?
Is he gay?
Powder your face
Powder your eek
Zhooshing your riah with your martinis
Running your hands through your hair
Flutter your ogle riahs
Flutter your eyelashes
These days, the queer Englishman is spoilt for choice when it comes to courting. Blessed with a plethora of specialist apps and – if he’s really old school – bars, he has instant access to community and coitus alike. Of course, it wasn’t always this way. Until 1967, buggery was a crime. Nonetheless, buggery ensued, as did the campery and antics that make Britain’s queens some of the craftiest yet. How? Polari,
