FRIEND OF THE FEARLESS
Kayak Session, fellow paddlers, and the global whitewater kayaking community, it is with great reluctance and utter bewilderment that I must announce my retirement from whitewater kayaking. This decision comes as a result of a persistent and alarmingly pungent case of foot rot that seems to be growing worse.
You may wonder how such an inconspicuous ailment could force a paddler to retire, and I assure you,
