Q
I live in a flat. Can I grow things?
A
You can certainly grow things in your flat if you don’t clean or open the windows. Long ago Guru lived in a HMO that had actual mushrooms growing in the bathroom, and a bit of kebab that sat on top of the router for two full years. Let’s find you something nicer, though don’t expect to produce an awful lot more than herbs and perhaps the odd vegetable, because that’s not yet how indoor gardening works. The newest and shiniest indoor garden gadget is the AeroGarden Sprout, which will cost around B12,000 and enable you to grow up to three plants