FORMER UKIP leader and seven-time failed MP NIGEL FARAGE has embarked on a furious tour of the UK media after his wank bank was suddenly CLOSED without explanation.
The frog-faced arsehole popped up on television and radio stations up and down the country this week, de-tailing the terrifying and confusing experience.
“I first realiseds Julia Hartley-Brewer. “My wifi was down at the time, so I was intending to get into the zone by summoning up an image of Penny Mordaunt holding that big sword at the coronation.”
