The Oldie

Smoking's hotter than vaping

In one of the best smoking scenes in English literature, Charles Ryder and Julia Flyte are motoring to Brideshead. Julia is behind the wheel of her open-topped car and nods towards a box of cigarettes: ‘Light one for me, will you?’

‘As I took the cigarette from my lips and put it in hers,’ writes Charles, ‘I caught a thin bat's squeak of sexuality, inaudible to any but me.’

But, of course, we all heard it.

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