In 2014, US Congressional candidate Timothy Ray Murray laid out his unique appeal to the voters of Oklahoma: “I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human.” You might have thought this was a given, but according to Murray, his main opponent, Republican incumbent Frank Lucas, was actually a robot in disguise. “I will NEVER use [an] Artificial Intelligence look alike to voice what The Representative’s Office is doing nor own a robot look alike,” wrote Murray on his website, ironically using the stilted delivery of a typical AI-powered online bot. “The World knows the truth, and We must always share the truth.” Seemingly alone among viewers, Murray had witnessed Congressman Lucas being executed via televised hanging in Ukraine by the World Court for reasons unknown back in 2011, along with a number of other US politicians, making them “not eligible to serve” in office, as they were dead. However, the US Defense Department had subsequently abused their DNA to create robot simulacra of their corpses, meaning androids had now infiltrated the national legislature. Shocked, Murray promised voters his own DNA would never be misused to spawn fake humanoids with “people I have never had relations with of a family nature”. In a press release addressed to any generic “News Person” who would listen, Murray listed his many other anti-robot activities, revealing how he had ensured a Supreme Court ban on citizens being fitted against their will with “an illegal de-human chip” marked ‘666’, and his championing of comprehensive legal protection against any person’s “partial or whole-life placement on [a] Starship” without their prior knowledge, even in the form of “partial human-size life”, whether such illegal clone-homunculi be stored “on Earth or in this Solar System”. Despite these important legislative achievements, Murray lost out in the local Republican Primary, gaining only 5.2% of the vote, behind Robo-Lucas’s 82.8%.1
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The UK too was until recently governed by a Transformer, in the shape of Boris Johnson. Boris already had a well-earned reputation as a love-machine, but one of his many alleged temporary designated USB ports, American businesswoman Jennifer Arcuri, accused thebut “an imposter parading around Number 10”, not the real, free-thinking, fun-loving libertarian sex-yeti of old. Arcuri today seems allied with the QAnon gang, hence her retweeting an image of 10 Downing Street’s famous black door in which Satan’s image could “clearly” be seen. “Evil lives here,” she warned, perhaps recalling the bad old days of Tony Blair. “Whatever you choose to believe, the building, and the people inside it, grow darker by the day.” Specifically, during an interview with GB News, Arcuri appeared to imply that when Johnson was rushed to hospital with severe Covid-19 back in 2020, he actually died and was secretly replaced with an uncanny double of some kind, whose suddenly discovered PC values were conveniently far more in tune with those of the Satanic, post-human globalists who actually rule us. “The entire nation watched one man entering the hospital and another one leaving,” said Arcuri. “I’ve had several sources confirm this isn’t the same man… someone should be looking into this. This isn’t the same man by a long shot. Not just in character, in spirit, in demeanour, we’re talking completely different.”
