Pick Me Up!

PARTY POOPER!

YOU’VE GOTTA FLUSH

Looking out at the biggest glitter ball I’d ever seen, with neon signs and a buzzing crowd, it was definitely time for a disco party.

Only, as I started mashing up some of the best clubbing anthems, ready for the night ahead, we had a party pooper on our hands.

And the vibe turned from discothèque to piss-cothèque

Instead of an open club, my DJ booth was in

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