Cal Thomas: The Secret Service makes me nervous

Irving Berlin’s last musical was a largely forgotten show called “Mr. President” (1962). One of the silly songs below his usual high standards included the lyric "The Secret Service makes me nervous."

That’s how I felt after the agency, charged with protecting the president, delivered a report that said it could not find the person responsible for bringing cocaine into the White House. No fingerprints on the reported the agency failed to interview anyone about the incident.