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VICTOR Hugo Sosa beamed with pride as he gazed at his bride. Alicia Adriana looked magnificent in her hand-embroidered gown and veil and everything was perfect.

Except for the fact that Alicia had a strong piece of rope tied around her mouth to prevent her from biting him.

This didn’t bother Victor one bit and when the minister declared them husband and wife, he leaned forward and gave her an affectionate smooch on the head.

Victor knew exactly what he was getting himself into when he married his reptilian bridezilla at the end of June. After all, just a year before he’d wedded

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