It’s 7pm on a hazy June evening in my atrocious college house. Supercharged by a diet rich in candy and an off-brand energy drink, we spent the first part of the evening playing a particularly destructive indoor baseball match. But now it’s time for us all to settle down and write the personal and academic development papers we’ve been putting off for 11 months. The deadline is, after all, tomorrow.
7.15pm. Hmm. was running a bit slow just then during my pre-paper warmup car chase. And