BREASTS.
They have been one of society’s great distractions since time immemorial and never truer is this than today. Capable of distracting human beings from rational thought, sensible decisions, daily plans, and all that is both important and terrifying in the world, these parts of the female body serve an array of purposes beyond the obvious and vital. Covered up, they spark imagination. Revealed, they cause the weak to lose their grip on reality; on occasion, their minds.
Weapons, then, in many ways, the power of a pair of breasts is either a pain for someone who wants to go unseen and be left alone, or necessary