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COME TRANCE-ING!

A MAN known as the Svengali of Ashington has for years possessed amazing powers which have led to him becoming one of the richest men in eastern Northumberland. And now, former part time builder’s labourer Ken Bullshot is sharing his secrets in the hope that, like him, others in the town can enjoy wealth and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

Ken, 58, first discovered he was able to control people’s minds and make them do his bidding back in the eighties, and over the years he has put his amazing powers to use and amassed himself a not inconsiderable fortune. “In other hands, these powers might be considered sinister,” he told the Ashington Cyst and Ganglion. “But I have vowed only to use them for good and making money.”

As his riches grew, Ken kept the secret of his mind control abilities to himself, worried that in the wrong hands they could be abused. But following a series of bad investments and unforeseen events which resulted in him losing all his money, the 58-year-old mind-manipulator has now decided to join the lucrative ‘After Dinner Speaking’ circuit where he will reveal all for just £3, including a

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