BRITAIN’S seas and rivers are more polluted today than they have ever been, with water companies pumping millions of gallons of raw sewage into our waterways every day. Far from Ruling the Waves, Britannia is sliding beneath them in a brown tsunami of her own droppings.
Many people unfairly blame the water companies for spewing out countless tons of untreated foulage into our waterways, whilst others blame the government whose policies allow them to do it. But water board bosses are only trying to make an honest living for themselves and their kiddies, and government ministers have all taken vows to act in the interest of the country at all times.
EXPOOSIVE!
But whoever is actually to blame
