Emory: What do you call a swatting fly?
Faith: No idea.
Emory: A flyswatter.
—Emory M., Monterey, Indiana
AARON: Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
KAYLEE: Why?
AARON: They saw a clownfish.
Aaron B., Fremont, California
NATHAN:
What kind of pajamas does a storm cloud wear?
SEAN: I have no idea.
NATHAN: Thunderwear.
Nathan T., Shippensburg,
