Do you remember our neighbour Jane? Oh come on, you must. Once read about, never forgotten. If you can’t quite place her, let me jog your memory. Short in stature, frizzy hair and round glasses. Dresses like Paddington Bear in a duffel coat and a large floppy hat. If Paddington also wore Laura Ashley skirts and Crocs, the look would be complete.
Jane moved next door after separating from her husband on the grounds that he had become a keen nudist. I once returned home after
