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Start spreading the news: New York is scary

‘Look out for the rats,’ said my friends and relatives, when I told them I was going to New York for a week.

According to the Atlantic magazine, there are more than two million of my most-feared enemy living in the Big Apple. And they're really mean.

‘They've got scars, they're missing eyes, they're missing part of their tails,’ said rat expert Dr Jason Munshi-South. ‘Their life is fairly brutal. They'll gnaw through walls. They'll gnaw through wires. They'll destroy cars.’

In the end, it

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