DON’T BE LATE
I have been a complete ballbag. I was late picking up my son from work, so I gunned my KTM1290 Super Duke R down the dual carriageway. I was just about to take my exit when I spotted the blue lights in my mirrors. My sphincter did not know what to do and went into all kinds of spasms, along with my heart. I duly pulled over and tried to look innocent, but the copper had me bang to rights with a handheld laser device. Unfortunately, it read 127mph. Whilst he was
