The Oldie

The judgement of Paris

By Paris Hilton

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‘I want to be famous,’ Paris Hilton once instructed a publicist. ‘I want people to know who I am and I want them to like me so I can sell them things.’

Born into wealth, after 20-plus years of marketing herself as a bubble-brained celebritante who's paid to have fun, the hotel chain über-heiress is now even richer.

Paparazzi have done well, too. Parasites feeding off the bleached-blonde host organism, they put kids through college off snaps of her

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