EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING to say on the subject of eggs. MFK Fisher is the best: “Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg until it is broken.” The egg industry drones that eggs are incredible and edible. The French philosopher Diderot noted that all the world’s theologies could be toppled by one.
I am going to be as practical as I can be because most people know how to “make eggs.” But “making eggs” sounds dull and habitual, and too much like “making do,” and
