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Cars drive me crazy

J eremy Clarkson says he never did ‘women can't park' gags on Top Gear. Why ever not?

Women are terrible at parking. I once saw four brickies leave a building site in Gray's Inn Road, each take a corner of a VW Golf and lift it into a space adequate for several coaches and horses, allowing the female owner to give up her struggle.

But I am not one of those women. I passed my driving test days after my

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