MARTYN BRUNT
Martyn is tri's foremost average athlete and is living proof that hours of training and endless new kit are no substitute for ability.
Christmas do and, as is traditional, got hammered on budget wine. I arrived home in the small hours and, as is traditional, set about making toast using every utensil in the kitchen while making a racket loud enough to wake the neighbour's dog. I then tiptoed noisily to bed to a frosty atmosphere of
