WILL PAYNE, 58
I’m lucky, I have an absolutely amazing pitch. St Werburgh’s is gorgeous. Some communities are fragmented [but] here it’s very together. A lot of people are quite affluent, but they’re also very nice, very giving as well.
I’m charming to everybody. Whether they buy or not, I’m always the same. I’m a chataholic. I chat away all day. I know everyone’s dogs and all their kids and it’s