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Commentary: The FAA should use real-life conditions for its evacuation standards

Captain C.B.“ Sully” Sullenberger poses for a picture with U.S. Senator Tammy Duckworth's before the start of a press conference to promote Duckworth's recently-introduced Emergency Vacating of Aircraft Cabin Act at O’ Hare International Airport on Dec. 16, 2022, in Chicago, Illinois.

Imagine you’re crammed into your middle seat — behind a crying baby, of course — and a wave of turbulence rocks the plane. Then another. Then that singular, ominous “ding” as the flight crew kindly urges — demands, really — that passengers return to their seat and buckle up. They’re sorry for the inconvenience, but it’s for your own safety.

Imagine, then, that the turbulence doesn’t stop. It gets worse. People begin to panic. Somehow, though, miraculously, the pilots manage

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