Match of the Day Magazine

FESTIVE FAMILY FUN ZONE!

festive footy jokes!

Here are five classic cracker jokes for you to learn and bust out on the big day!

1 Which epic Liverpool star loves Christmas day the most?

Fabin-ho-ho-ho!

2 How could Jordan Pickford afford to spend so much money on presents?

he’d been saving all year!

3 Why did Rudolph have to play football in his wellies?

The pitch had too much rain-deer!

4 Why are Man. United players

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