don’t mean to brag, but I’m a very humble parent. I don’t have any lofty career ambitions for my kids, just that their lives are relatively healthy, happy and not completely decimated by climate change. I credit my low expectations to their horrendous babyhood—when a child doesn’t sleep for the first two years of their life, the parenting bar is set very, very low. So low in fact that just a regular human function like sleeping becomes a major celebration. Party like it’s
