Last I checked, we vegans were just about as human as anyone else. Though I fancy myself a unicorn who shits rainbows, the truth is, I’m just your average vegan lesbian Scorpio Gen-Xer with too many rescued chihuahuas and an irksome habit of offering my opinion for things that are none of my beeswax (PSA: give it back to the bees!). And since I’ve been around the block, I especially like to pretend to give good advice to baby vegans who still wonder if they’re getting enough protein. Actually, no; I completely loathe that question (just google it, dammit). But your questions, darling readers? I’m always happy to help.
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