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The seven ages of woman

All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.
Jaques in As You Like It

For years I tried to defy my age, refusing to move on to the next stage of my life as defined by Shakespeare.

I scrambled up hills ahead of everybody. I ran up escalators and privately cursed the good manners of today’s

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