"YOU HAVE YOUR WAY. I HAVE MY WAY. AS FOR THE RIGHT WAY. THE CORRECT WAY. AND THE ONLY WAY. IT DOES NOT EXIST."
-FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
ithin the heavily veiled illusion of what we know to be civil society exists the savage pulse of chaos and dysfunction. It comes complete with a plot twist where things take a turn for the weird—and you know that’s how we like it. We are turned on by monstrosities of nature, and we go bonkers for the bizarre. Cannabis cultivation is no exception. While the central nerve of the cannabis scene has spent decades fighting for freedom, duking it out over politics and profits, mad scientists, the old schoolers in it for the love of the grow, have been out there carving out some of the wildest inceptions of this plant the world has ever seen. Come one, come all, to the weirdest, borderline nonsensical display of the doob the cannabis trade has ever