In the moment, Neon White is bliss. A blissful dance as you cut demons apart across heavenly docks, Sega-blue skies raining blistering summer light on your pristine battlefield. As you first-person platform your way across each stage, you’re not just shaving limbs off of demons, but seconds off your time, repeating each level until it is perfect—or, at least, until you can knock occasional PC Gamer contributor Funk-é Joseph down a spot on the leaderboards.
But then the mission ends, and a rabble of horny anime goth kids reminds you that this isn’t heaven. It’s hell. But depending on your tastes, eternal damnation might not even be that bad.
You are White, and you are dead, and you’re meant to be going straight to hell. Luckily, heaven’s given you a second chance as a Neon, sinners plucked from damnation to do god’s dirty work—namely, clearing the bleach-white streets of paradise of a very nasty demon infestation. And after ten days, the most efficient demon-killer is promised
