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ou never RSVP’d to the party. You planned to spend tonight huddled in your bath, heat pad stuck to your belly, the porcelain glossy with blood. But the landlord will think you’re a serial killer. He’s half right depending
End Of The World Matchmaking Services
Hello, I am calling from the End of the World Matchmaking Services to congratulate you. You have been matched with a man only a four days bike ride away. Unfortunately, this man is one of the ones you explicitly stated on your form as not wanting to
