Robin Abcarian: A naked JLo is hawking a 'booty balm' to make your rear resemble hers. Good luck with that
Perhaps like me, you were a little surprised to open the newspaper Sunday morning and find a full-page ad featuring a stark-naked Jennifer Lopez. If you were on Sunset Boulevard, you might have seen the same image on a 60-foot billboard.
There she was, on her knees, staring at the camera with a sultry expression. In the photo, her lips are parted in a come-hither expression, and her long, tousled hair extensions fall below her tiny waist.
The curve of her famous posterior calls to mind Dana Carvey'sof British singer George Michael describing his own backside: "It's a perfect circle, can't you see? ... It's so perfect that English scientists use it to calibrate their instruments!"
