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1 If you look it up in the dictionary, the word ‘lift’ means to raise somethingup to a higher level. However, a lift can also lower things down, for example when moving people or goods from a higher floor to one below. So the dictionary is actually wrong on this count.
2 Whilst most people wear their shoes in lifts, some people wear lifts in their shoes! Short-arsed celebs such as , and are all rumoured to secrete
