Wrong Button
Mar 29, 2022
1 minute
BY AMANDA WOYTUS
Illustration by Elias Stein
FAUX EMERGENCY ALERTS
Emergency Alert
FURRY BEIGE VAN SHAPED LIKE DOG SPOTTED CRUISING...
DOGTOWN. MAKE AND MODEL UNKNOWN.
NO LICENSE PLATE BUT HAS LARGE SIGN THAT READS “MUTT
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