The lawn WEEKEND
Mar 06, 2022
2 minutes
JEREMY CORBETT
“I could’ve sworn I’ve only spent two days on video games since I last mowed it. Now it’s back to full mullet”
They say rust never sleeps, but I suspect grass has a similar insomnia problem. Grass, or whatever constitutes our lawn, it seems to be mainly weeds posing as grass.
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