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MOVEMENT ANALYSIS
Book a session in the lab where motioncapture tech assesses your gait, treadmill sensors evaluate foot-pressure distribution and electromyography measures muscle activity. Cap it off with a 3D scan of your spine to spot – and hopefully fix – posture issues.
FULL PACKAGE = FROM $2500
The Lanserhof “medical gym” in London looks expensive.
Frankly, it is expensive. The optimally moisturised faces of the people who work here wear slightly sceptical ‘Can you afford this?’ expressions. You probably can’t. It’s $12,000 a year for the ‘full’ membership, $23,000 for the ‘active’ membership and $38,000 for the ‘ultimate’ membership, which features unlimited cryotherapy and virtual reality training, two visits to the spine laboratory, six appointments with a doctor, 24 massages, 50 infusions and a butler to launder and press your gym kit between visits.
What else do you get? Well, access to the most advanced diagnostic equipment known to science, laid out over six floors of a triple-fronted Georgian townhouse. There’s an MRI scanner with the electromagnetic strength of three Teslas (most medical facilities make do with a mere one and a half). You can have a couple of goes on that – brain scans, prostate scans, ultrasound imaging, cardiograms, liver-fat assessments, cartilage mapping, electroencephalograms. You can do intermittent hypoxic training; you can test your joints on two $76,000 force plates; you can be zipped into a chamber with the best gases the periodic table has to offer; and if you go for the ozone therapy, whereby you’re hooked up to
