Litter-ally RENDERED

I’M BETWEEN VARIANTS at the moment, liberating my lockdown ideas into the wild. So let me tell you about how, in a fit of inspiration,* I made mud render out of kitty litter and found myself surrounded by butterflies. Now at this point, half the readers think ‘kitty litter’ was a typo, and the other half checked who wrote this and went ‘yup’. But this is genuine mud render you can mix with a power drill in 15 minutes flat.

AYE, SIR – RENDER

Render is the smooth overcoat you put on an earthen wall to protect