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    Jan 26, 2022 3 minutes

    > GAG OF THE MONTH

    INTERIOR DECORATION

    TWO nuns have been tasked with painting a bedroom in the nunnery. They are concerned about getting paint all over their habits, so they lock themselves inside the room, strip down to their underwear and begin painting like that.

    All is going well until there is a knock at the door. “Who is it?” one of the nuns calls out.

    “Blind man,” comes the reply.

    The scantily clad nuns decide there is no harm in letting him in if he can’t

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