MY PHANTOM FLATMATE
Jan 26, 2022
2 minutes
AS TOLD TO EVA LEWICKI
Walking into my room late one night, my mum, Susan, noticed our German shepherds Sadie and Mindy lying on the floor.
‘If you don’t stop talking to the dogs, I’m taking them downstairs,’ she said.
‘I’m not talking to them, I’m talking to a short fat lady,’ I replied.
I was
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