MITCH DALTON

here was once a satirical sketch from the Monty Python gang featuring a judo instructor and his captive audience of fresh faced students. The protagonist is employed to teach self defence to his captive charges but it becomes apparent quickly that he’s deranged and instructs them instead as to how to defend themselves against attack by endless varieties of fruit. “Have we done pineapple?” “Yes sir, we did it last week.” “What! Tinned fresh?” “Yes. Can’t we learn how