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If I Ruled The World Justin Hawkins

I’d introduce a smoking ban. The only time you’d be allowed to smoke is when I’m smoking, which is roughly half of the year. If you see me smoking, then it’s OK. But even then, you wouldn’t be allowed to smoke indoors, and there would be well-lit, well-ventilated designated areas.

Everybody would have to do at least

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