Mattress Madness
Oct 19, 2021
3 minutes
ILLUSTRATION BY Lauren Rebbeck
WE’RE GETTING A new mattress. I decided this after waking up with a bad neck and then a bad back. The alternative remedies (eat fewer carbs, lose weight, face the fact that getting gout and then a back condition might possibly point to a drinking problem) were too appalling to contemplate. So, we’re getting a new mattress.
I was further convinced this was the correct course of action when, looking back through my inbox, I deduced we had purchased our current bed in 2013. Eight years—the magic number!
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