Talking turkey
Sep 08, 2021
2 minutes
f all the animals in the world, turkeys would make pretty good cyclists. Their top speed is 88kmh (admittedly airborne, but they’ll do 40kmh on foot); their heads change from red to blue to white depending on their emotional form; they come with inbuilt snoods (the dangly bits on
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