SOAPING MECHANISM
Hello. Might I interest you in a tray of cucumber melon, some lovely chocolate pastries and, for a kick, maybe a shot of Irish stout? What’s that — you’d prefer honey whiskey or charcoal-infused beer? No problem. However, a caution. If you imagine I’m offering up a light, albeit unconventional, repast to liven your midday break, sorry to disappoint.
