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    Jul 23, 2021 3 minutes

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    ★ I’ve been pondering a subject that I don’t think has received, even in your hallowed mag, due consideration: who is cinema’s greatest wrestler- turned-actor? Dwayne Johnson, maybe? Dave Bautista? John Cena? No. It’s as clear as two submissions or a knockout that none of those could hold a figure-four leg-lock to the incomparable Brian Glover (or as he or as the iconic PE teacher in (“Charlton today, lad... Denis Law’s in t’wash.”)

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