Re-Insect-Carnation

OBODY knows what happens to us when we die. Christians would have us believe that if we are deserving, we ascend to Heaven, and if not, we burn forever in the fiery pit of Hell. As we don’t know God’s mind as to what is deserving and instead – a process where our souls are transplanted to a fresh body to live life all over again. However, with trillions of individual animals on earth, of which only 7.9 billion are humans, chances are we’ll be reincarnated as something else entirely. Whilst strolling around the jungle as a tiger, or soaring high in the sky as an eagle would not be a bad life, we must remember that 99% of all living animals are insects, so it’s odds-on we’re coming back as a creepy crawly when we kick the bucket. We asked some of our favourite celebrities and Katie Hopkins which insect they would like to be reincarnated in the body of…