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Turbulent priests

IT IS JULY AND THEREFORE time for my annual sharing of the most passive aggressive prayer ever issued by the Church of England. The year is 1776 and the people of England are called to a “Publick Fast and Humiliation” observed throughout the kingdom.

O blessed Lord, who hast commanded us by thy beloved Son to love our Enemies, and to extend our charity in praying even for those who despitefully use us, give grace, we beseech thee, to our unhappy fellow subjects in , that seeing and confessing the error of their ways, and having a due sense of their ingratitude for the many blessings of thy Providence, preserved to them by the indulgent care and protection of these kingdoms, they may again return to their duty, and make themselves worthy of thy pardon and forgiveness: grant us in the mean time not only strength and courage to withstand them, but charity to forgive and pity them, to shew a willingness to receive them again as friends and brethren, upon just and reasonable terms, and to treat them with mercy and kindness, for the sake of thy Son Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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