“FELIX MAGATH NEVER ASKED ME TO USE CHEESE TO HEAL INJURIES – I ONLY PUT IT ON MY SANDWICHES!”
We read that your real name is Rudolphus Antonius Makaay. Why are you called Roy?
Actually, that’s not true. My real name is Roy and those are middle names. You can check my passport! [Laughs] I don’t know how that became a fact. I was baptised Roy Rudolphus Antonius – Rudolphus and Antonius were the names of my grandfathers.
In your early days at Vitesse, you turned down the chance to join Louis van Gaal at Ajax, the reigning European champions...
People said I was crazy – I was only 20 and had played two seasons as a professional. Van Gaal came over to my house to discuss the offer – it’s a little intimidating having him as a guest in your home, but
